At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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