So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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