What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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