Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he puts the penis in happiness.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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