@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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