Kiss
Puke
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
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