Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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