I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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