If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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