I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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