Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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