im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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