Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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