Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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