Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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