We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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