Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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