so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Randomize
