i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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