just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize
