Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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