shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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