Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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