you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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