just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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