Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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