seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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