I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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