I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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