Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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