Yo dont text me then not text me
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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