I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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