Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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