We won't sleep together?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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