We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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