Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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