To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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