with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
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I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I said "one day" and that day is not today
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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