it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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