Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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