What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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