i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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