he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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