Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We are all done wearing pants today
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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