Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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