try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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