what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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