He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
what is it with giant penises always finding me
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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