when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
