I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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