It's just like the Real World with babies
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
