dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
vagina is talking i cant
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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