Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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