Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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