hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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