On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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